i stay away from tumblr for like 4 days and then shit like DashCon happens.

i have no words

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

buttastic:

sushinfood:

roachpatrol:

buttastic:

proudwhitechristianheterosexual:

buttastic:

what if equius was a rapper and he called himself 100di%

okay i now get this is supposed to be loodicross but i totally misread it as 100 dicks

oh my god i

all the humans are like ‘that’s gotta be pronounced ludicrous’ while the trolls are just nodding seriously like ‘one hundred dicks is a pretty respectable number of dicks’

oh my god

IM CRYING AND I NEVER FUCKING DESERVED THIS FATE